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Posted: 03 April 2008 08:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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why not replace there shampoo with hair dye? or dip there toothbrush in the toilet? or this replace the white cream in oreos with toothplace and give it to them or give them a pack of “fake” vomit (wich is actually real) i got in so much trouble for that i have the scars to prove it though.

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Posted: 03 April 2008 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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silver caliber magnum - 03 April 2008 12:00 PM

why not replace there shampoo with hair dye?

Probably wouldn’t work because hair dye doesn’t feel like shampoo at all but I like the idea of it. Practicalities prevent it working though.

or dip there toothbrush in the toilet?

That’s just f***ing dangerous.

or this replace the white cream in oreos with toothplace and give it to them

Quite like this one.

or give them a pack of “fake” vomit (wich is actually real)

What are they meant to do with it? You get packets of fake vomit? Last time I saw any fake vomit (about 3 hours ago in Tam SHeperd’s Trick Shop) it was a latex sheet-thing.

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Posted: 03 April 2008 04:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Unscrew their shower faucet. Put a bullion cube inside. Screw shower faucet back on.
They’ll be smelling of beef broth all day.

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Posted: 03 April 2008 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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DJ_Canada - 03 April 2008 08:41 PM

Unscrew their shower faucet. Put a bullion cube inside. Screw shower faucet back on.
They’ll be smelling of beef broth all day.

LOL

You could always substitute a Rit dye tablet for the buillion cube too. (Or a chunk of blue toilet puck)  They’ll be ‘blue’ for days! LOL

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Posted: 03 April 2008 05:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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I’m sure the toilet puck will make them sick.

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Posted: 03 April 2008 05:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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My son ate part of one of those when he was much younger.  The poison hotline said it was mainly just concentrated soap and dye.  He was fine.

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Posted: 03 April 2008 05:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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DJ_Canada - 03 April 2008 08:41 PM

Unscrew their shower faucet. Put a bullion cube inside. Screw shower faucet back on.
They’ll be smelling of beef broth all day.

Hah!  I love that one. LOL

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DavePrime - 03 April 2008 09:36 PM

You could always substitute a Rit dye tablet for the buillion cube too. (Or a chunk of blue toilet puck)  They’ll be ‘blue’ for days! LOL

I’m sure the toilet puck will make them sick.

That just makes the joke even better!!! wink

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Posted: 04 April 2008 09:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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DJ_Canada - 03 April 2008 09:42 PM

I’m sure the toilet puck will make them sick.

Only if they figure out what it is! LOL

Neo’s right. They are mostly dye and disinfectant soap. Maybe a few other inert ingredients. (Toilet bowl sanitizers must be safe for pets, right?)

The fact that it takes a few seconds to start “melting” helps in the joke….smile

The rit dys is stronger, but starts right away.  (You should try and find a cake of the stuff, or one of the cloth dye pouches for best effect, though…):-/

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Posted: 04 April 2008 10:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Actually, there’s a substance.. damn.. what’s it called.. ‘Genetian Violet’ I think? It’s used by biologists to stain slides. In any case, its a reasonably edible dye, that doesn’t get processed by the body when you ingest it. The result? Blue pee.

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Posted: 05 April 2008 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Those water pills - Aqua Ban - will give you blue pee too. Ask me how I know. blank stare

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Posted: 09 April 2008 03:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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I worked in a biology lab in college… we had this stuff called Picric acid that was used as a reagent in certain experiments and stains.

Its somewhat explosive when not wet.. you need to store it in water…

Mix Picric acid into latex paint, paint on door frame, let dry.

Next time they close the door it will likely blow the thing off the hinges.

This is probably a really bad idea… I shouldnt have mentioned it ^_^;;  I dont think you can get the stuff without a permit anyway… because of its properties.

There was also another lab reagent called phenolphthalein that when consumed would turn your urine bright pink (it is a PH indicator solution).  It is a common ingredient in laxatives so I believe its safe for consumption.  Not sure where you could get this in it’s straight form however.

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