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Posted: 01 April 2008 03:34 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I’m a very gullible person and my friend and his cousin, who is a girl, are always playing pranks on me. I need something real good to get them back. I’m not good at thinking up lies or pranks, so in result I came here hoping for some help. Any suggestions are welcome. Also if you need some basic information about these two people to create a prank you can contact me by AIM. Details deleted by Mod.

-Thanks, Ryan

Ryan, please don’t put contact information on the public forum. If anyone wants to contact you, they can do so through the PM system here. But welcome to the forum anyway.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Set all of their clothes on fire, they will be mad at first, but later they will calm down and you all can have a beer and laugh about how good you got them.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Put a walrus in their fridge

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Posted: 01 April 2008 04:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Generate rental contracts for their brains and send them to a collection agency noting payment(s) overdue. 

(Or send them to the organ bank with plans for future harvesting…)

Make sure the return address is theirs not yours.

When the collection agency responds, (or the organ bank) they’ll be like, “What the hell?”

Sit back and laugh. cheese

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Posted: 01 April 2008 06:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Buy a rubber snake, the more realistic the better.

Tie fishing line around the snake’s head and attatch the other side to the underside of the lid of their laundry basket. Only about 7 or 8 inches would do it, so the snake is suspended. When the lid is lifted the momentum makes it seem like the snake is leaping out the basket at you. Trust me, this works a treat.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 07:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Really, for anything truly special and memorable you’ll have to come up with it yourself.  We don’t know you, or the people you’re wanting to target, or what sort of situations would affect them what way.  The best jokes are tailor-made to fit individual targets, while all that we can do is provide you with some generic ideas at best.  I could tell you all about my anchovy launcher, or the attack-trained rattlesnake, or the immovable car, or the grenade-simulator sentry terroriser, or any of the other things I’ve done. . .but they probably wouldn’t work for you.  It would be best if you could somehow take advantage of your friends’ own interests and habits.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 08:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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2 words, super glue smile

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Posted: 01 April 2008 08:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Saran wrapping their toilet and then putting the seat and lid back down is always good….

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Posted: 02 April 2008 01:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Fun with concrete.

1) Concrete wheels. Put the car on bricks, drill a hole in the top of each wheel and fill it with quick-dry concrete. Wait at least 3 hours, then remove the bricks.
2) Concrete door. Nail a large wooden plate in front of the door. Make sure there are several inches of room between the door and the plate, if not use wooden girders left and right. The bottom must be closed, then pour in quick dry concrete in the top.
3) concrete shoes ...

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Posted: 02 April 2008 02:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Get a small cooking pan. Pee in it. Freeze the pee in a freezer. Pull it out. You’ll have a very thin slice of frozen pee. Then, slide that slice under someone’s door while their at work/class/etc. and it will defrost and turn into liquid pee inside their locked room. Mystery pee!


Wait, no, don’t do that. That’s a terrible idea.

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So I can just type anything and it will show up here?

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Posted: 02 April 2008 03:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Stargazer - 02 April 2008 06:12 PM

Get a small cooking pan. Pee in it. Freeze the pee in a freezer. Pull it out. You’ll have a very thin slice of frozen pee. Then, slide that slice under someone’s door while their at work/class/etc. and it will defrost and turn into liquid pee inside their locked room. Mystery pee!


Wait, no, don’t do that. That’s a terrible idea.

LOL

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Posted: 03 April 2008 07:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Stargazer - 02 April 2008 06:12 PM

Get a small cooking pan. Pee in it. Freeze the pee in a freezer. Pull it out. You’ll have a very thin slice of frozen pee. Then, slide that slice under someone’s door while their at work/class/etc. and it will defrost and turn into liquid pee inside their locked room. Mystery pee!


Wait, no, don’t do that. That’s a terrible idea.

LOL

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