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Porn Star Gives Birth (probably NSFW)
Posted: 06 December 2005 11:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A porn star is giving birth in the maternity wing of the local hospital
‘I wonder who the father was, I really have no idea, you see there were three men in the movie I just made, any of them could have been responsible,’ she tells the doctors subtly.

First the head pops out
‘The head is black mam,’ The doctor comments. ‘does that help deduce the father.’
‘Oh yes,’ she replies, ‘one of the men in the movie was black.’
The baby keeps coming
‘This babies torso seems to be of an oriental tint,’ the doctor commented surprised at the multicolorness of the baby.
‘Oh, she commented,  ‘well one of the male actors was chinese.’
The the legs start to appear
‘The legs seem to be caucasian’ The doctor tells her.
‘Well,’ she comments, ‘the third man in the move was a white man. ‘

The doctor delivers the baby and hands him to the midwife who slaps him. The baby starts crying.
‘Thank f*** for that,’ the woman says, ‘I was scared for a minute that he’d bark.’

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Posted: 07 December 2005 04:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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lol, funny LOL

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Posted: 07 December 2005 04:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL

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Posted: 07 December 2005 08:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Wow, I totally didn’t realise that this was a joke, so I thought it was a news story

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Posted: 08 December 2005 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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where in the news was this in snowy???? I would not think of seeing this there.

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Posted: 08 December 2005 10:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Posted: 11 December 2005 09:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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texasokchick - 08 December 2005 03:29 PM

where in the news was this in snowy????

Well, I did not realise that it was in the section titled ‘jokes’, and the title was rather like a sensational news story.

I would not think of seeing this there.


Well, you’ve obviously never read the Weekly World News…
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Posted: 11 December 2005 09:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Hooray for the Weekly World News!  Where else can you find out the latest in the life of the bat-boy, or what Nostrodomus has to say about your upcoming family barbecue?

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Posted: 11 December 2005 09:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Today the Weekly World News said that the next Great Depression will start on 6/6/06

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Posted: 11 December 2005 10:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Soon to be followed by the Great Prozac. . .

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Posted: 12 December 2005 04:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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God, I love the WWN.
Sadly, it’s quite difficult to find over here.
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