A porn star is giving birth in the maternity wing of the local hospital
‘I wonder who the father was, I really have no idea, you see there were three men in the movie I just made, any of them could have been responsible,’ she tells the doctors subtly.
First the head pops out
‘The head is black mam,’ The doctor comments. ‘does that help deduce the father.’
‘Oh yes,’ she replies, ‘one of the men in the movie was black.’
The baby keeps coming
‘This babies torso seems to be of an oriental tint,’ the doctor commented surprised at the multicolorness of the baby.
‘Oh, she commented, ‘well one of the male actors was chinese.’
The the legs start to appear
‘The legs seem to be caucasian’ The doctor tells her.
‘Well,’ she comments, ‘the third man in the move was a white man. ‘
The doctor delivers the baby and hands him to the midwife who slaps him. The baby starts crying.
‘Thank f*** for that,’ the woman says, ‘I was scared for a minute that he’d bark.’