This is something I got and just wanted to share it with everyone.
One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, “My elbow hurts
like crazy. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
“Listen, Bob, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Stan
replies. There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do
about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars… a lot cheaper
than a doctor.”
So Bob fills a small jar with his urine and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout: “You have tennis elbow. Soak your
arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.”
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a urine sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and some water out of his favorite fishing hole, just for good measure.
He then went back to Wal-Mart, eager to test the computer. He deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and waits. In ten seconds the computer
prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3 . Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop fishing, your elbow will never get better.
AND AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART!!!