The sacrifices I make…
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring. Who could stand perfection for eternity?
Not me. - George Hrab
Well, it is the internet so - everywhere.
I can’t get at it ‘cause I’m at work.
I’m still at home, although I need to be leaving in just a few.
Pleh. Don’t go to work. Tell them to screw themselves.
I would, but they’d be dead without me. Too many other people are out. I’m just not that mean.
And spend the day looking at porn.
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
Chary, you’re so responsible.