There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
“We are wise to avoid association with those who hide their identity in Internet chat rooms.”
- The Watchtower
The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”
That was hilarious.
I thought he handled it relatively well, too.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Wow. You wouldn’t expect something like that from MacGuyver.
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
Very funny…and I’m glad he handled it pretty well - he acknowledged his mistake and played it off.
I’m loving the puppies.
Wasn’t pinching tits’ what Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for in the first place?
“Whenever somebody says something is impossible, he is usually interupted by someone doing it”
Notice it says ‘he’?