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See? Clowns really are scary…
Posted: 16 January 2008 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Madmouse - 16 January 2008 11:10 PM
Neo - 16 January 2008 10:52 PM

Like Barney.  Barney must DIE!!

Hurrah!
*joins lynch mob*

Up next the teletubbies.

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Posted: 16 January 2008 06:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Neo - 16 January 2008 11:28 PM

Up next the teletubbies.

Yay!

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Posted: 16 January 2008 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Madmouse - 16 January 2008 10:04 PM

For me, it’s the permenantly smiling facepaint that doesn’t let you know what their true feelings are. A clown could be feeling homicidal but still smile at you with his BIG FREAKY FAKE FACE!
*goes to hide in a corner*

And if the clown enjoys feeling homicidal it will be smiling anyway.  Go figure.

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Posted: 16 January 2008 06:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Tah - 16 January 2008 11:41 PM

And if the clown enjoys feeling homicidal it will be smiling anyway.  Go figure.

Is this the voice of experience talking?

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Posted: 16 January 2008 06:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Neo - 16 January 2008 11:45 PM

Is this the voice of experience talking?

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Posted: 16 January 2008 08:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I’ve just been in Paris, London and Germany for a month, and as far as I could tell, the only people who had street buskers that were clowns (or dressed as them) were the Germans. I’m terrified of them, because there used to be a picture of a clown in my house that always seemed to be following me… and I think it is just really disturbing for a person to be wearing that much red and blue make-up.

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Posted: 17 January 2008 03:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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John Wayne Gacy spent much of his free time hosting elaborate street parties for his friends and neighbors, serving in community groups and entertaining children as “Pogo the Clown”.
He spent many of his 14 years on Death Row doing oil paintings of clowns.

On a lighter note:
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad”
- Jack Handey

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Posted: 17 January 2008 12:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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I love Jack Handey.

I always just figured clowns had to be evil…all that makeup to disguise who they really were…those big huge mouths.  Just waiting to eat you alive.

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Posted: 18 January 2008 10:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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From the scary to the tragic..

You know what freaks me out ? Ventriloquist dolls! [[[shudders]]]

 

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Posted: 18 January 2008 04:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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*screams and hides*

The things that really freak me out are clowns, ventriloquists dummies (especially this sort), mimes and some types of puppets, like these.
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Posted: 18 January 2008 05:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Maybe it’s a family thing - those are the things that freak me out, too…

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