My friend in Spain text me at half 4 in the morning asking if I was awake. Now, years of experience tells me girls don’t ever text in the middle of the night to ask if you’re awake unless there’s something wrong they need to talk about. I was awake (barely) so I asked her what was wrong. She said she’d been having a hard time and she missed me (something was REALLY wrong if she admitted that freely. Normally she pretends she doesn’t as much as possible).
That was all I could get out of her at night. I looked at the time between her sending and me receiving the message and there was a half hour delay, so I assumed she’d gone to sleep. I booted up the laptop and checked MSN in case she was on but to no avail.
She tells me this morning tha the girl she’s living with (you know, the whore) has been telling everyone these lies about her. What these lies are I don’t know but I’m f***ing incensed about the whole thing. Feel rotten that she’s over there and I can’t bloody well do anything to help. Ah! GASH!
Can’t believe that fat cow. Evidently her mouth isn’t as busy as I’d thought or as half of Pamplona would like…
In other news, I just saw a WoW advert with William Shatner. Awesome.
Sure, WoW sucks like nobody’s business but William Shatner dressed in robes claiming to be a shaman to advertise a game is pretty wicked.