I thought I’d step up to the plate
Things are going to get a little dull now, though, what with us lacking a raving nutter at the moment. Maybe we should put out an ad in the papers for one?
Everyone should be aware of the danger of grass
no, not the weed that can be smoked, that green
stuff that has managed to insinuate itself onto at
least 90% of peoples property (no corobarating website given)
it’s always there, always watching, waiting for the
right moment to pounce.
It’s true, the world trade centre would still be standing today
if they hadn’t had grass growing on their lawns. (web site with weak link to argument given)
Then theres the story of Mr Arnold K. Jones, literally swallowed when cutting his
lawn as if it was quick sand. it was suppressed
from the news agencies and most newspapers, because we all know who runs the media don’t we?
(picture of a well known newspaper’s headquarters with a lawn)
This is the stuff they really don’t want you to know about, an international
conspiracy for grass to take over the world (link to gardening magazine site)
Even now I fear that the grass overlords will take control of this website in
order to stop me from spreading what I know to the general public
Remember though, Adolf hitler was a blade of grass
so were Stalin, Torquemada, Genghis Khan, Atilla the Hun and Tom Cruise.
Check these sites for more details
(non corobarative site)
(vaguely connected site)
(site that waffles on about a totally different conspiracy theory)
(link to another forum where this is repeated word for word by same person and now offered here as evidence)
And I am ready for when they do finally make their move, I have both a strimmer and
a lawn mower.