So, we have a reverse sort of auction. I think that that is an excellent idea. I’m sure he’s counting on the US taxpayers spending a fortune to prosecute his lastest little prank, so why the heck not just get him out of the country before we blow our tax dollars?
Perhaps he would go for a new Reality Show: “Survivor: OJ parachutes into Afghanastan.” We just drop him there and see what happens via the OJ cam.
Not quite an A-list war-zone, but appropriate for an F-list celebrity (and whatever else he might be).