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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Maegan - 18 September 2007 04:15 PM
oppiejoe - 18 September 2007 04:02 PM

I am not sure I would go so far as to say that it isn’t advisable to marry before 50 though…  blank stare

There’d be a hell of a lot of little bastards running around otherwise.  wink

Easy
Make it against the law to marry before 50
make it agaisnt the law to have sex before you marry
lock up anyone who digresses until they reach 50

they’ll be a lot less brats running around smile

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Posted: 18 September 2007 05:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Sharruma - 18 September 2007 09:29 PM
Maegan - 18 September 2007 04:15 PM
oppiejoe - 18 September 2007 04:02 PM

I am not sure I would go so far as to say that it isn’t advisable to marry before 50 though…  blank stare

There’d be a hell of a lot of little bastards running around otherwise.  wink

Easy
Make it against the law to marry before 50
make it agaisnt the law to have sex before you marry
lock up anyone who digresses until they reach 50

they’ll be a lot less brats running around smile

When you outlaw sex… only criminals will be having sex…
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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!!!!!

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Posted: 18 September 2007 06:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Kathleen - 18 September 2007 09:00 PM

Joe, that was just MEAN. I get that thing stuck in my head and it takes a sledgehammer to get it out of there!

Yeah, I know what you mean.  Sorry.  smile

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But I look around me and I see it isn’t so.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know, ‘cause here I go again. . . .

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Posted: 18 September 2007 06:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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oppiejoe - 18 September 2007 09:48 PM

When you outlaw sex… only criminals will be having sex…

Worse, we’ll have to change “Get a room!” to “Get a cell!”

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Posted: 18 September 2007 08:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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oppiejoe - 18 September 2007 09:48 PM
Sharruma - 18 September 2007 09:29 PM
Maegan - 18 September 2007 04:15 PM
oppiejoe - 18 September 2007 04:02 PM

I am not sure I would go so far as to say that it isn’t advisable to marry before 50 though…  blank stare

There’d be a hell of a lot of little bastards running around otherwise.  wink

Easy
Make it against the law to marry before 50
make it agaisnt the law to have sex before you marry
lock up anyone who digresses until they reach 50

they’ll be a lot less brats running around smile

When you outlaw sex… only criminals will be having sex…
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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!!!!!

Only criminals allowed to have sex?

I sense a crimewave…

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Posted: 18 September 2007 11:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I call hoax.  It’s not that this is impossible, but who would tell the press about this?  I think they may just be looking for attention or have other reasons to report this.  I just think that if this did happen the media wouldn’t know about it.

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Posted: 19 September 2007 11:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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I’m not so sure.  You can bet that since they are now getting divorced that it came out in court.  And if it came out in court there are always media people hanging around there looking for a good story.  This would be a great one to write up to showcase the gullibility of desperate people.

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