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Posted: 30 July 2009 04:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 199 ]
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Posted: 30 July 2009 06:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 200 ]
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I really would love to meet NEO’s parents some day…

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Posted: 30 July 2009 06:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 201 ]
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MadCarlotta - 30 July 2009 10:27 PM

I really would love to meet NEO’s parents some day…

MoH Road Trip!  B.Y.O.C.B.A.P.H*!  Wooohoooooooooo!  Who has a tour-bus we can borrow?

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Posted: 31 July 2009 06:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 202 ]
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*refits armored personell carrier for touring purposes*
*finds the world destruction button* if been looking for this for a while now….

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Posted: 31 July 2009 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 203 ]
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MadCarlotta - 30 July 2009 10:27 PM

I really would love to meet NEO’s parents some day…

You are insane. 

Did you know that my “father” tells the story that anytime he mentions the LDS church on the phone to his other church buddies, the line goes dead.  Must be a mass LSD conspiracy.

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Posted: 31 July 2009 02:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 204 ]
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Good grief, I didn’t know what LDS was so I had to Google it!

http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basic-beliefs/the-commandments/the-commandments

The commandments of God have been restored through revelation from God to the Prophet Joseph Smith and other prophets. You can know for yourself that these things are true by asking Heavenly Father in prayer.

Can you imagine how shaken I was to see ‘Joseph Smith’..........I was married to a Joseph Smith.  We legally changed his last name to Hulit prior to marriage (my maiden name which I’ve kept).  He was a lot younger than me, with severe learning and developmental disabilities (I’ve talked about him here a couple times I think).  I met him shortly after he’d been released from prison (didn’t know that at the time) and knew this young man needed help but was too old to adopt so I married him (please NEVER do that!!!!)  It was hell HELL!  He died a couple years ago.  His foster mother was able to contact me 10 months before his death and I was able to speak with him one last time though we’d been out of each other’s lives for a good long while and I was remarried. 

Joe had a good heart, but you learned VERY quickly to NOT trust anything he said…...........

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Posted: 29 December 2009 11:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 205 ]
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I apply for 31 of these things…......WHY?!?!


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Sleeps too excessively or too little.

Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

So stupid and funny.

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Posted: 29 June 2012 01:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 206 ]
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this is fucked

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