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Posted: 20 August 2007 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62208&in_page_id=34

A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

‘There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,’ zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

I’m not surprised that the bears were pissed off…

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

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Posted: 20 August 2007 07:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Madmouse - 20 August 2007 11:01 PM

I’m not surprised that the bears were pissed off…

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

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My guess would be that many of those things were thrown after the bears attacked the man in their cage.  As an attempt (albeit a stupid one) to get the bears to leave him alone.

Because, you know, drunk or not, my first choice for helping someone being attacked by bears is to throw my mobile phone at the bear rather than call for help.

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Posted: 20 August 2007 07:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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How do they know that the beer and mobile phones didn’t belong to the bears?

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Posted: 20 August 2007 07:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 20 August 2007 11:37 PM

How do they know that the beer and mobile phones didn’t belong to the bears?

Good point…

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Posted: 20 August 2007 08:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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My first thought was why was he naked?
Beer - helping ugly bears have sex since 1862…

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Posted: 20 August 2007 11:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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N E O - 21 August 2007 12:01 AM

My first thought was why was he naked?
Beer - helping ugly bears have sex since 1862…

Maybe they didn’t realize it wasn’t a real bear in Super Troopers?

[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear… bearf@$ker, do you need assistance?

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Posted: 21 August 2007 05:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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He may have thought he was home in his own bedroom…............................?

Just a thought

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Posted: 21 August 2007 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I wonder at what point he realised that the bear did not find him a bundle of sexifulness.

Maybe it did. But bears like it rough.

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Posted: 21 August 2007 09:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Transfrmr - 21 August 2007 03:59 AM
N E O - 21 August 2007 12:01 AM

My first thought was why was he naked?
Beer - helping ugly bears have sex since 1862…

Maybe they didn’t realize it wasn’t a real bear in Super Troopers?

[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear… bearf@$ker, do you need assistance?

LOL LOL LOL

Oh God, I love that movie, and that’s my favourite quote!

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Posted: 21 August 2007 04:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Renquist - 21 August 2007 12:30 PM

I wonder at what point he realised that the bear did not find him a bundle of sexifulness.

Maybe it did. But bears like it rough.

After he screamed upon penetration??

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Posted: 21 August 2007 04:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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The zoo director theorized that the guy was either drunk, or on drugs, or an idiot. My money is on all three. Consider your own checkered past. There

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