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FALSE RELIGIONS: The Cause of Todays Curses
Posted: 18 August 2007 10:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I love you and want to have your babies.

There may be one or two details that stand in the way of your desires.


I mean I actually want them, to raise as my own alongside my own children, creating a clan of brilliant satirists and debunkers.

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Posted: 18 August 2007 11:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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If I understand correctly
We have to believe in this religion
in order for us to witness the nuclear armadillo

Isn’t that like saying those in the
religion hallucinate?

And, where’s the statement you were going to make
you know
the ‘The world hasn’t suffered a nuclear war. Buffalo Bill is a charlatan after all etc’ comment
you assured us you were going to make or are you showing your true colors?

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Posted: 18 August 2007 11:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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I just found out yesterday that Mormons wear special underwear.

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Posted: 19 August 2007 12:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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OK.

People here know I’m a Christian. In day to day terms I just think of myself as “just another bastard”. I fart in front of other people at work. I drink too much coffee. My flat is a mess. I sometimes swear.

To me the real miracles are to be found in things like the birth of a new child, the things people do for each other and the nice shape of an attractive woman’s buttocks. It’s great to have a Christian Faith but religion does get in the way sometimes. People should let go of dogma (I’ll wait for Renquist’s joke on that word) and just learn to appreciate each other. I believe everybody is God’s child, whether they are Christian or not. I can learn to appreciate and even celebrate the differences in each person. I can recognise the humility and peaceful nature of people who follow non Christian faiths.

You can argue all you want about false religions as many good people can say a lot about that. I’d say the real cause of “today’s curses” is how people (Christians included) treat each other.

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Posted: 19 August 2007 03:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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I think there’s enough religions, no more is needed.

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Posted: 19 August 2007 09:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Peter - 19 August 2007 04:31 AM

OK.

People here know I’m a Christian. In day to day terms I just think of myself as “just another bastard”. I fart in front of other people at work. I drink too much coffee. My flat is a mess. I sometimes swear.

To me the real miracles are to be found in things like the birth of a new child, the things people do for each other and the nice shape of an attractive woman’s buttocks. It’s great to have a Christian Faith but religion does get in the way sometimes. People should let go of dogma (I’ll wait for Renquist’s joke on that word) and just learn to appreciate each other. I believe everybody is God’s child, whether they are Christian or not. I can learn to appreciate and even celebrate the differences in each person. I can recognise the humility and peaceful nature of people who follow non Christian faiths.

You can argue all you want about false religions as many good people can say a lot about that. I’d say the real cause of “today’s curses” is how people (Christians included) treat each other.

I can’t think of a joke that’s good enough so I’ll let it slide tongue wink

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Posted: 19 August 2007 12:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Deuteronomy 18:20-22
 
20: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

21: And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?

22: When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

So you killed your leader, and now we don’t have to be afraid of him?  Because by your terms, if you have not killed him, you have displeased the Lord.  (And note, the bible says “the” Lord)

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Posted: 19 August 2007 01:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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A quote comes to mind:

“What did the Romans ever did for us?”

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“Brought peace”

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Posted: 19 August 2007 01:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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They created a heating system.

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Posted: 19 August 2007 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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sept12, why should we listen to anything you have to say when you won’t address the business of the failed prophecy?

Edit: I’ve asked you several times before, don’t any of your 613 laws forbid lying?  Your website still has a whopper right across the top of it: “September 12, 2006 Nuclear War Started”.

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Posted: 19 August 2007 01:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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I actually need too keep a table of how many times and different dates that people have said the world would end and War, Famine, Death and the other dude would come down on their horses, blah blah blah…

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