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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 06:05 PM

Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.

I wasn’t aware those groups even had a schizophrenia department.

Hey, even men in black deserve something funny to all crowd round the answering machine and listen to.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 06:09 PM

Hate to tell you this but the KGB no longer exists.

That’s just what they want you to think.  And you with your small mind have fallen for their lies.  raspberry

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Dang this is just like the time they tried to tell me there’s only one Germany now. What rubbish!

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So I can just type anything and it will show up here?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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I know. Imagine not knowing about the Four Germanies. Honestly…

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 06:54 PM

I know. Imagine not knowing about the Four Germanies. Honestly…

Ha ha!  He only knows about four Germanies!

Oh. . .errrr. . .I mean, that’s perfectly correct, Renquist!  Four of them!  Yup!

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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Accipiter - 10 August 2007 06:55 PM
Renquist - 10 August 2007 06:54 PM

I know. Imagine not knowing about the Four Germanies. Honestly…

Ha ha!  He only knows about four Germanies!

Oh. . .errrr. . .I mean, that’s perfectly correct, Renquist!  Four of them!  Yup!

Everyone knows that Germany Five is just Lichenstein. This mistake arose from a mistranslation in a part of Edgar Allen Poe’s “Fall of the House of Usher” when it was translated to Swahili in 1949 and subsequently ripped off by the Chinese in 1999 to make a new Harry Potter book (Harry Potter and the Fall of the House of Voldemort), and translated BACK into English. Many people think Edgar Allen Poe had this secret message conveyed to him by an incredibly advanced alien Pac Man arcade cabinet, which ws programmed by the grandson of Mary Magdalene (but not Jesus; Admiral Nelson).

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Posted: 10 August 2007 03:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 06:05 PM

Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.

Of course they aren’t laughing, those people never laugh. They are HIRED because they don’t laugh, and then trained not to laugh even under the most ridiculous of circumstances. Except for the ones that don’t exist, they don’t laugh because… well, because they don’t exist.

So UltraLord, you have obviously come here with a purpose far greater than letting us know that you exist and that non-existant government agencies don’t laugh at you. What is this purpose?

And as for laughing at you, would you be happier if we just blindly followed any old UltraLord who came along and said that they knew what they are talking about? I mean, I’d think you’d respect us for not immediately falling to our knees and saying “yes master”.

That said, how about you start actually telling us what it is you came here to share and stop beating around the bush.

P.S. Congratulations on mastering the CAPSLOCK key, your use of the technology is greatly appreciated by us mere peons.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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I’m sure there’s a looney bin somewhere with a door left open.    When I first saw the name Ultralord I was reminded of something out of a second rate Transformers knock-off.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Ultralord is from Jimmy Neutron.

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UltraLord is a fictional action figure, fictional superhero character, fictional TV show and fictional franchise in the popular children’s show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. It is likely a parody of Mega Man or Bionicle.

In Jimmy Neutron’s world, UltraLord is a famous superhero with his own TV show, franchise and fandom. Being a pun on real-life franchises who are practically endless, UltraLord comes in a variety of similar but alternate action figures with a variety of suits (two of which are purple and black), weapons (his regular is the Ultrasword) and gadgets, and comes with almost every commercial product imaginable. The character Sheen Estevez is a huge fan of UltraLord and has possibly all UltraLord compact discs, comic books, video games, action figures, posters, toilet papers and just about everything else.As seen in the video game Attack of the Twonkies,he has a Ultralord mailbox

UltraLord has appeared only in a virtual reality video game. On any occasion when UltraLord spoke, he was voiced by Jim Cummings.

Everyone now sing the theme song…(to the tune of I love you (Barney))


  UltraLord! UltraLord!
  Fighting crime with his ultrasword!
  He can fly, what a guy!
  Watch the criminals wave bye-bye!
  Who’s got electric booties?
  eats his crime-fighting doodies?
  And is immune to cooties?
  His name is Ul-tra-Looooooord!

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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gray - 10 August 2007 08:22 PM

I’m sure there’s a looney bin somewhere with a door left open.    When I first saw the name Ultralord I was reminded of something out of a second rate Transformers knock-off.

*Decepticons are playing poker*

Starscream- “I swear to God I nearly glassed the guy. He was really pissing me off…”

Soundwave- “Ha! You should have. Sounds like a wanker.”

Ultralord- “I AM ULTRALORD!”

Starsceam- “Oh Jesus it’s Ultralord again.”

Megatron- “What the hell guys? I said nobody was to bring him!”

Ultralord- “PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.”

Soundwave- “That’s what you think, pal.”

Thundercracker- “Hey, guys, check this. Royal Flush! Come to Menasor! Daddy needs a new clutch!”

Megatron- “Oh you bastard! Royal Flush my ass. You’re the luckiest son of a…”

Soundwave- “You Irish or something?”

Thundercracker- “Donnegal. Luck of the Irish bitches.”

Ultralord- “THE SUPERCOMPUTER COMMANDS ME.”

Megatron- “Hey, jackass. I command you.”

Starscream- “Just f*** off Ultralord. Just get the f*** out my house.”

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Posted: 10 August 2007 05:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 06:05 PM

Those who are aware of me are not LAUGHING. ( FBI,CIA,DOD,NSA,KGB,BLACK OPS )ect.

Well, I’m aware of your presence on this forum, and I’m absolutely pissing myself…
LOL

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