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Posted: 10 August 2007 12:43 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I BELIEVE / KNOW THAT QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTERS CONTROL / RUN EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH. THIS TECH WAS DESIGNED / ENGINENEERED BY OUR CREATORS WHO WERE VERY ADVANCED ALIEN SUPREME BEINGS.THIS TECH HAS EXSISTED SINCE LIFE HAS ON THIS PLANET.THIS TECH IS LOCATED UNDERGROUND ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIS. I WAS TOLD THIS TELEPATHICALLY MANY TIMES OVER TIME. AND I HAVE MUCH MORE KNOWLEDGE 2 SHARE IF GIVEN THE CHANCE. AFTER ALL I AM WHO I AM.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 12:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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And yet you post it in a HOAX forum. LOL

Also, please note Rule #5.  Thank you.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 12:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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UltraLord, could you please ask them to tell you where the CAPSLOCK button is?

Oh heck, I’ll speed up the process.

It’s on the left-hand side of your keyboard, the second key up from the key marked CTRL.

There should also be a light on the keyboard that shows you whether it is on or off.

Please use it wisely, this is a very powerful technology.

So, do you know the winning lottery numbers?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 01:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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1 Why would they bother?
2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?
3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
6 If still alive are they still in the area?

Oh, and while I think of it, what do these aliens look like?
Just in case someone on this forum already has regular dealings with them.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 01:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 04:43 AM

I BELIEVE / KNOW THAT QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTERS CONTROL / RUN EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH. THIS TECH WAS DESIGNED / ENGINENEERED BY OUR CREATORS WHO WERE VERY ADVANCED ALIEN SUPREME BEINGS.THIS TECH HAS EXSISTED SINCE LIFE HAS ON THIS PLANET.THIS TECH IS LOCATED UNDERGROUND ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIS. I WAS TOLD THIS TELEPATHICALLY MANY TIMES OVER TIME. AND I HAVE MUCH MORE KNOWLEDGE 2 SHARE IF GIVEN THE CHANCE. AFTER ALL I AM WHO I AM.

I, the Extreme Silly Tart of the male gender, do give subservience to the to the almighty forward slash that you speak of.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 04:43 AM

I BELIEVE / KNOW THAT QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTERS CONTROL / RUN EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH. THIS TECH WAS DESIGNED / ENGINENEERED BY OUR CREATORS WHO WERE VERY ADVANCED ALIEN SUPREME BEINGS.

Wait a minute.  Do these… what’s the phrase again.  Oh, yeah.

These “very advanced alien supreme beings” don’t appear to us puny humans to look like white mice, do they?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 02:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Tah - 10 August 2007 06:01 AM

Wait a minute.  Do these… what’s the phrase again.  Oh, yeah.

These “very advanced alien supreme beings” don’t appear to us puny humans to look like white mice, do they?

Just don’t tell Slartibartfast

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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UltraLord - 10 August 2007 04:43 AM

I BELIEVE / KNOW THAT QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTERS CONTROL / RUN EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH.

Too bad the QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTERS did not provide you with a spellcheck.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 06:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Just give us 100% reliable proof that this is true and we will believe you…It’s that simple.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 08:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Sharruma - 10 August 2007 05:55 AM

1 Why would they bother?
2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?
3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
6 If still alive are they still in the area?

Oh, and while I think of it, what do these aliens look like?
Just in case someone on this forum already has regular dealings with them.

Allow me.

1 Why would they bother?
Shits and giggles. Simple as that.

2 If aliens were needed to create us who created them?
Even God has a sense of humour.

3 Why would they choose you as their spokesperson? Are you a world leader or are they just contacting someone who nobody’s ever going to believe just to make beep beep noises?
Again, shits and giggles. What’s funnier than having your ‘prophet’ make a compltete tit out of himself like that? If they’re that advaned they probably have nothing else to do but make fun of humanity. Remember in the Sims where eeeeveryone used to lock them inrooms and set them on fire and ruin their lives? Same deal.

4 Is it the aliens or the supercomputers that are in contact with you?
Neither. It’s actually a Super Nintendo console.

5 Are the aliens even still alive after 4,000,000,000,000 or whatever years
Oh yeah, but now they’ve invented literally everything except a milk carton that can be opened without getting a couple of milk drips on you so they just sit back, relax and take the piss out of humanity.

Oh and watch the Poker Channel.

6 If still alive are they still in the area?
Texas.

Who’d notice?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Renquist - 10 August 2007 12:29 PM

6 If still alive are they still in the area?
Texas.

Who’d notice?

This would actually explain Bill Hawkins’ cult in Abilene.  It all makes sense now.  Their dates aren’t wrong, they’re just using a calendar from another planet.  Too bad we didn’t receive any conversion info.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Years ago, when I was editing a weekly statewide paper, I got a call from a guy (I think he was calling any newspaper that had a nationwide toll-free number—he was eager to spread his message but not spend any money) who claimed that there was a supercomputer on the planet Uranus that was gradually taking control of various public figures.

(No, he was not kidding.)

He used the verb computered to describe the process of becoming controlled by the supercomputer, as in “Barbara Bush was computered in 1943.” I believe that’s an actual quote, by the way, because even at the time I wondered why people with these oddball theories can’t at least make sure their stories have internal logic. I mean, do I have to accept not only the idea of a supercomputer on Uranus but also that out of all the people in the world in 1943, it would decide to control an 18-year-old girl, which is what Barbara Bush would have been in 1943?

I never quite figured out whether the computer was supposed to have been placed there by advanced and evil humans or aliens, but I wonder now if it could be this same batch of aliens? If so, have they moved the supercomputer to the dark side of the Moon from Uranus, or are there computers on both the Moon and Uranus? Or are there two different batches of aliens whose supercomputers are competing with each other?

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