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Posted: 09 August 2007 12:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Peter - 09 August 2007 03:55 AM

Hey guys. Should yellow oil be given the same reverence as yellow snow?

Not sure, but I am contemplating getting some. I figure if I add a drop of it to my motor with every oil change, my car will never hit anything, will survive any crashes, and will never break down.

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Posted: 09 August 2007 05:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Transfrmr - 09 August 2007 04:09 AM
Peter - 09 August 2007 03:55 AM

Hey guys. Should yellow oil be given the same reverence as yellow snow?

Not sure, but I am contemplating getting some. I figure if I add a drop of it to my motor with every oil change, my car will never hit anything, will survive any crashes, and will never break down.

And it will never want to throw itself under you either!

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Posted: 09 August 2007 07:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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I used to hear voices, too, and while I haven’t tried the Holy snakeoil, I personnally would recommend Zyprexa :-D

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Posted: 10 August 2007 12:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Couldn’t they just send me Lucia in a box instead?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?

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Posted: 10 August 2007 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Posted: 10 August 2007 11:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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It sounds to me like a good name for a rock band. Really.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 04:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 08:38 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?

No, you are not.  I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.

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Posted: 10 August 2007 05:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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gray - 10 August 2007 08:25 PM
Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 08:38 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?

No, you are not.  I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.

It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though LOL

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Posted: 10 August 2007 05:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Transfrmr - 10 August 2007 09:29 PM
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Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 08:38 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?

No, you are not.  I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.

It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though LOL

YOU WIN LOL LOL LOL

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Posted: 11 August 2007 11:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Transfrmr - 10 August 2007 09:29 PM
gray - 10 August 2007 08:25 PM
Robin Bobcat - 10 August 2007 08:38 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that ‘Holy Oil’ sounds like it should be some sort of really rude sexual euphamism?

No, you are not.  I’m sure if I went down to the local adult store I could come across something named Holy Oil somewhere in there.

It would probably be spelled “Holey Oil” though LOL

I bet it comes in a tube and is made by KY…..

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