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Sexual Education: eww
Posted: 31 October 2005 04:31 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A young boy and his father are driving along talking, when the subject turns to sex.
While they are speaking of the birds and the bees the boy asks his father about the female organs.
“Dad, what does a vagina LOOK like?”
to which the father replied “Well, before you have sex with the girl, it looks like a beautiful, flowering rose.”
The boy took that for what it was, and asked “What does it look like AFTER you have sex with her?”
And his father asked “Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?”

MUAHAHAHAHA

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Posted: 02 November 2005 04:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ahhhh, I’ve gone blind!!!!!!

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

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Posted: 03 November 2005 06:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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If I had higher morals, I’d be disgusted right now.

Good thing I don’t. smile

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