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Posted: 25 October 2005 09:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman


What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

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Posted: 25 October 2005 10:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

You would too if your name was GUALIAKDJIDHKNFKSDI

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Posted: 26 October 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Who the f*#k is Helen Keller?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 06:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Posted: 26 October 2005 07:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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ah, well that answer my question, I was wondering about some of the jokes, but now I get them. 3 cheers! smile

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Posted: 26 October 2005 08:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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*Wags finger at all in forum, especially Alex, who should know better*

You bad, bad people, how can you make fun of the physically mis-fortunate?

 

 


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Posted: 26 October 2005 09:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Mort - 26 October 2005 12:14 PM

*Wags finger at all in forum, especially Alex, who should know better*

You bad, bad people, how can you make fun of the physically mis-fortunate?

 

 


*snigger*

Oh now we’re making fun of sniggers too?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 10:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Oh now we’re making fun of sniggers too?


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Posted: 26 October 2005 11:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman


What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

*adds Smerk to the list of women I’ve disappointed in life*

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Posted: 26 October 2005 11:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Charybdis - 25 October 2005 04:57 PM

Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman


What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

*adds Smerk to the list of women I’ve disappointed in life*

Do you know any women who arent on that list, chary dear?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 11:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Not many.  You looking to join up?

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