I didn’t see this one posted anywhere but then again I’m a tad intoxicated and didn’t search all THAT well.
One day a man was walking along the beach when he saw a girl with no arms and no legs laying in the sand, and she was crying.
“What’s wrong?” he asked, to which she replied “I’ve never been hugged before!”.
So he picked her up and gave her a big hug, but then she started crying again,
“What’s wrong now?” the man asked, “I’ve never been kissed before!”.
So he dipped her (although akward to do as she had no legs to balance on) and gave her a deep passionate kiss.
But she started crying a third time
“What’s wrong THIS time?” he asked, beginning to get a bit irritated, and she said “I’ve never been F*CKED before”
To this the man looked surprised but shrugged, turned around, walked out into the water and threw her out into the ocean.
And the moral of the story you ask?
Be more specific when you say things.