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Posted: 24 October 2005 01:28 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

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Posted: 24 October 2005 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Hey, it’s the only action I get.

Seriously though, I’m getting my shot November 2nd.

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

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Posted: 24 October 2005 01:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Getting mine this friday, great story though…I laught, I cried, I vomited.

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Posted: 24 October 2005 02:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Who was who said “a flu shot gives you a cold so you don’t get the flu?”
Call me stupid, but I’m trusting my immune system this season.

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Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
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Posted: 24 October 2005 04:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I got the flu. well, that’s apparently what it was. oh well, it’s over now smile

I can’t get a flu shot, I don’t like needles, last time I had an injection my arm swelled up.

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Posted: 24 October 2005 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Have you tried the nose spray?

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Posted: 24 October 2005 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Nope, can’t put things up my nose either. Including my fingers smile

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You don’t deserve them at their best.

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Posted: 24 October 2005 08:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I don’t want the flu
so no flu shot for me


Seriously there was a shortage of flu
shots last year
and the incidences of flu were way down!
a coincidence??

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Posted: 24 October 2005 08:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’ve never had flu shots.  I’m always wary about it, because you’re still likely to get the flu even with the injection.  After all, one flu shot can’t protect you against all the various strains floating round out there!

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Posted: 24 October 2005 09:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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i got the flu shot the last two years, first times i have. got a terrible case of the flu both times. i think i’m going to not get it this year.

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Posted: 24 October 2005 10:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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the flu shot has dead virus.  dead things cannot multiply because you have to be alive to breed.  therefore you did not get the flu from the shot.  could it be a reaction to something else?  you do not need to get the flu shot if you are allergic to eggs

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Posted: 24 October 2005 11:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Okay, according to this, ex associate is correct in that you can’t contract the flu from the injection.  Still, it’s not 100% effective as it doesn’t cover all strains of flu, just those that scientists believe are most likely to occur during the season.

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you do not need to get the flu shot if you are allergic to eggs

This isn’t correct.  If you’re allergic to eggs, you shouldn’t get the flu shot, as the virus vaccine is cultivated in eggs.

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