The thing is warped by common knowledge, unfortunately; it thinks calcium isn’t a metal.
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
It’s confused about plastics as well. I think that’s because some people have stated it’s a mineral, other’s that it’s a animal, and yet more said other or unknown, so it doesn’t know what to think.
Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring. Who could stand perfection for eternity?
Not me. - George Hrab
Shoe in 28, werewolf in 28, I beat it when I thought of something from Norse Mythology, the Fenris wolf.
A very wise woman once said, marriage is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
And a spade to bury the bastard.
AND they dont know what absinthe is…