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Posted: 04 August 2005 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ‘‘You wanna hear a blonde joke?’’ The person replies, ‘‘I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?’’
The man thinks for a while and replies, ‘‘Not if I have to explain it three times.’’

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Heh, THAT one was funny when I heard it from my dad.  Except it was about banjo players.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 06:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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What’s up Steve-O… you running a new act by us to test it out before taking it on-stage?

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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