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Posted: 13 June 2007 07:27 AM   [ Ignore ]
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First came the breast-feeding fatwa. It declared that the Islamic restriction on unmarried men and women being together could be lifted at work if the woman breast-fed her male colleagues five times, to establish family ties. Then came the urine fatwa. It said that drinking the urine of the Prophet Muhammad was deemed a blessing.

For the past few weeks, the breast-feeding and urine fatwas have proved a source of national embarrassment in Egypt, not least because they were issued by representatives of the highest religious authorities in the land.

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Posted: 13 June 2007 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Beasjt’s, you must spend endless amusing hours finding these crazy stories…......... !

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Posted: 13 June 2007 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Posted: 13 June 2007 09:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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hulitoons - 13 June 2007 12:07 PM

Beasjt’s, you must spend endless amusing hours finding these crazy stories…......... !

or it could be that it was on the front page of the New York Times….

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Posted: 13 June 2007 09:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Was it?

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Posted: 13 June 2007 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I like that ruling.

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Posted: 13 June 2007 11:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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[Imam al LaMa]
Females should not be allowed to post on this forum unless they allow at least 5 of us breast feeli…feeding…
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Posted: 13 June 2007 11:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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LaMa - 13 June 2007 03:33 PM

[Imam al LaMa]
Females should not be allowed to post on this forum unless they allow at least 5 of us breast feeli…feeding…
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Seconded.

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Posted: 13 June 2007 12:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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N E O - 13 June 2007 03:42 PM
LaMa - 13 June 2007 03:33 PM

[Imam al LaMa]
Females should not be allowed to post on this forum unless they allow at least 5 of us breast feeli…feeding…
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Seconded.

*thirdeded*
cheese

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Posted: 13 June 2007 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Doesn’t that make it official?

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Posted: 13 June 2007 12:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Posted: 13 June 2007 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Um, some of the women on this forum I wouldn’t even want to see naked, let alone go that far.

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