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The Letter
Posted: 20 October 2005 02:10 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed
for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting
the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter
to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a
lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill
and sat down to write a thank-you note to God,
which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, DC., and those %^#&$^*‘s
deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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Posted: 20 October 2005 02:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL  One of those ones which no matter how many times I hear it, I still giggle.

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Posted: 20 October 2005 03:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Never heard it before! good one!

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Posted: 20 October 2005 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Ha-ha-ha…. Those %^#&$^*

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Posted: 06 December 2005 10:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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that is cute!!!!!!  never thought that a little boy would think that away to were it knew about taxes.

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Posted: 07 December 2005 04:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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See, I re-read it today and it annoyed me ‘cos I have been taxed WAY too much this month. hey ho! never mind. As I said before anyway, it’s a funny cute joke.

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