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Drunk Driver
Posted: 04 August 2005 02:31 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

‘‘I can’t do that, officer.’’

‘‘Why not?’’

‘‘Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.’’

‘‘Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.’’

‘‘Can’t do that either, officer.’’

‘‘Why not?’’

‘‘Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.’’

‘‘Alright, we could get a blood sample.’’

‘‘Can’t do that either, officer.’’

‘‘Why not?’’

‘‘Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.’’

‘‘Fine then, just walk this white line.’’

‘‘Can’t do that either, officer.’’

‘‘Why not?’’

‘‘Because I’m drunk.’’

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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very good, havent heard that one before

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You don’t deserve them at their best.

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Posted: 11 August 2005 05:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I know a few people who’re about that smart…

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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