If they told me they were going to have to calm my erection down, I’d probably ask, “Okay, sweet, so do I get to pick between the nurses, or is there a lottery, or what?”
Nurses don’t take kindly to that
You’d wind up getting your goolies shaved with an open-bladed razor. By a nurse with big stubby fingers.
You never know: I once had a really cute nurse, got friendly with her. . .and eventually married her. So if you want to try your luck, Stargazer, go ahead. Just remember that these are the same women who help out during castrations of sex offenders and things like that, so if you annoy them. . .
I could also tell you about an amusing personal anecdote involving the subject of this topic, myself, some vitamins and that same nurse who I married. . .but for the sake of propriety, I think I’ll refrain.