Maybe this will get people to intentionally prank Boston. Boston is like the kid that always falls for the, “There’s something on your shirt” trick. One day Boston will get sick of being poked in the nose though.
I think I just laughed for like 5 minutes after reading this.
This is actually a good plan with one drawback- they’re still taking it seriously (read: over the top, insanely, or without logic or reason in a blind panic of stupidity) so they’ll nail you to a wall for doing it