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THE REAL CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING !
Posted: 30 May 2007 10:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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David B. - 30 May 2007 02:03 PM
Renquist - 30 May 2007 12:53 PM

I’m sure if we try, pull through and work hard we CAN take the piss out of this fellow!

Come on, show some of the spirit that help us through the War!

By God, sir, I shall!

*hums the Dambusters theme*

Wait so global warming is caused by sexually transmitted diseases? No doubt because of the extra friction from not using a lubricated condom! So remember…

Lube your tube, don’t heat the meat!
If we all pull (and push) together we can lick global warming!

Let’s not go down without a fight.

A totally new interpretation of ‘digging for victory’.


We shall endeavour in our efforts. Condoms will save the earth, even if they do smell like burning rubber.

 

 

 

 


Or is that just me? tongue wink

Christ I’ve been dying to crack that joke for weeks

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Posted: 30 May 2007 10:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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*TSCH!* David B. to base, David B. to base, “Dinghy”! I repeat, “Dinghy”![*] Over. *TSCH!*

[* Anyone who knows their WW2 history will know why I chose the Eder code-word instead of the Mohne one.]

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Posted: 30 May 2007 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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So it

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Posted: 30 May 2007 10:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Posted: 30 May 2007 12:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Posted: 30 May 2007 12:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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MadCarlotta - 30 May 2007 02:38 PM

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Posted: 30 May 2007 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Tell that to my girlfriend.  The pull out bit drives her crazy….  Almost got my head taken off last time.

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Posted: 30 May 2007 03:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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And what did that teach you?

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Posted: 30 May 2007 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Posted: 30 May 2007 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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www.september12-2006.com - 30 May 2007 02:31 AM

This will show the real cause for global warming. Forget what u heard heres the truth to the matter. http://www.yahweh.com/PWMags/PW06-07/ONE.htm

Okay, so I clicked this, read some, skimmed some, and have one conclusion so far:

Yahweh sure has a hard time getting to the point, doesn’t he (she?).  Of course, I suppose that when you are an eternal being, a few thousand words one way or the other doesn’t make much difference.

I am confused.

Are you, in fact, also the person who posted under the name Sept 11 ?  Predicting certain doom on Sept 12th, 2006?

And one more question, pretty-please:  people have been predicting Armageddon for about 2,000 years now, it is always ‘just around the corner’.  Yet it never seems to happen!  How come?

Comets, earthquakes, tea leaves, all sorts of things seem to portend The End Of It All, but for some reason, life goes on as usual.  What happened?  Did Yahweh change his (her) mind?  Or were the signs just mis-interpreted.

Dan, wondering

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Posted: 30 May 2007 03:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Yep, it’s the same person, with the same username.

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