Well, I’m sure your boss would be willing for you to operate out of your office there. Your customers could stand over in an out-of-the-way corner and watch you expertly type and file. That way you could take care of both your jobs (receptionist and Dragon of Delight) at the same time.
Well, the idea is that the people would be there to watch typical Smerkian activities. Since being on here would be a typical Smerkian activity, then you could spend as much time as you usually do online!
Hmm. . .how about going out and about, then curling up with a certain diatom and a good book/movie? And since you’re probably about to leave for an hour, I’ll go ahead and wish you a joyous lunch break!