My absolute favorite part is “In turn you can mount me”.
Man, that cracks me up all over.
I used to run a D&D game that my girlfriend (at the time) played in and she would always make promises that started with “If you give me a new magic weapon on this adventure, I’ll let you…” and then she’d whisper in my ear.
But it was all a joke she did at the table to freak/weird/gross my friends out. Pretty funny!