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Posted: 14 October 2005 03:23 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

http://www.veshearman.com/

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Posted: 14 October 2005 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Nice one Shar!

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 14 October 2005 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL never heard that before, very good!

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If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

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Posted: 15 October 2005 08:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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good joke i like it when the little man wins

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Beerrun all we need is a 10 and a fiver a car, keys, and a sober driver

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Posted: 18 October 2005 07:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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My dad used to tell that joke when he was drunk, ah those were the days.

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“No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.”
When humanity forgets the importance of art, art will forget that humanity exists… - Me / 2004

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