This is a condition called ‘feline cutaneous asthenia’ (FCA) where cats grow skin-flaps out their backs. It’s pretty rare and some cases have had reports of the cats being able to move the ‘wings’ (up in the air, not flap them and fly or anything) which would suggest they’ve actually got muscles in them. I remember this was in the Guiness Book of World Records 1998. For what record I’m not sure. I thought it was awesome then. I think it’s awesome now.
A friend of mine had an orange tabby tomcat named Orville, who she had neutered. A while later, a female cat started trying to seduce Orville, running up to him and acting all affectionate whenever he went inside and calling longingly through the windows whenever he was indoors. She was determined to get her chosen man, I suppose. Poor Orville always looked so confused and distressed whenever that happened. He never grew wings, though.
He finally spent about a week hiding under a bed, until the female eventually went away.
I always thought it was the guys that chased the gals. If I had a bunch of women fawning over me I’m not sure I would call it “being sexually harrassed” Mind you since I have never experienced the situation I’m not totally sure how I would react.
I wouldn’t call it sexual harassment. I’d call it a damn good time.
Of course, that depends on precisely WHICH girls are fawning over you. You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜
Of course, that depends on precisely WHICH girls are fawning over you. You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜
I love those raving lunatics! For some reason, most of those I have met at the closed ward have been very pretty.
Cute but psycho… 😝
Now what does this have to do with cats, you may ask. Please do!
You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜
Look, you’re in Glasgow. That’s almost certainly your only options… 😛
90% of the time yes. And the ones who don’t fall within those catagories are either morons or so badly self tanned that they look leatherier than my jacket 😜
You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜
Look, you’re in Glasgow. That’s almost certainly your only options… 😛
90% of the time yes. And the ones who don’t fall within those catagories are either morons or so badly self tanned that they look leatherier than my jacket 😜
I could probably arrange an angle cat for you: I’ll find a kitten, stick it into a sharply angled glass container, and let it grow in there until the kitty takes the shape of the jar. Nothing to it!
Maybe I’ll start a website advertising my new invention, too. . .
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