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Posted: 23 May 2007 10:59 AM
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Cat grows wings after being sexually harassed.

A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings.

Granny Feng’s tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News.

“At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings,” she said.

Feng, of Xianyang city, Shaanxi province, says the wings, which contain bones, make her pet look like a ‘cat angel’.

Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed.

“A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow,” she said.

However, experts say the phenomenon is more likely down to a gene mutation, and say it shouldn’t prevent the cat living a normal life.

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Posted: 23 May 2007 11:04 AM   [ # 1 ]
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This is a condition called ‘feline cutaneous asthenia’ (FCA) where cats grow skin-flaps out their backs. It’s pretty rare and some cases have had reports of the cats being able to move the ‘wings’ (up in the air, not flap them and fly or anything) which would suggest they’ve actually got muscles in them. I remember this was in the Guiness Book of World Records 1998. For what record I’m not sure. I thought it was awesome then. I think it’s awesome now.


Here’s the Wikipedia entry.

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Posted: 23 May 2007 11:14 AM   [ # 2 ]
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Michael will have a surprise then in the sequel when he faces the bull again…

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Posted: 23 May 2007 11:18 AM   [ # 3 ]
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A friend of mine had an orange tabby tomcat named Orville, who she had neutered.  A while later, a female cat started trying to seduce Orville, running up to him and acting all affectionate whenever he went inside and calling longingly through the windows whenever he was indoors.  She was determined to get her chosen man, I suppose.  Poor Orville always looked so confused and distressed whenever that happened.  He never grew wings, though.

He finally spent about a week hiding under a bed, until the female eventually went away.

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Posted: 23 May 2007 11:26 AM   [ # 4 ]
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Its a cat defense mechanism, F@#K or Flight…

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Posted: 23 May 2007 01:29 PM   [ # 5 ]
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I always thought it was the guys that chased the gals.  If I had a bunch of women fawning over me I’m not sure I would call it “being sexually harrassed”  Mind you since I have never experienced the situation I’m not totally sure how I would react.

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Posted: 23 May 2007 02:07 PM   [ # 6 ]
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I wouldn’t call it sexual harassment. I’d call it a damn good time.

Of course, that depends on precisely WHICH girls are fawning over you. You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜

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Posted: 23 May 2007 03:07 PM   [ # 7 ]
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Renquist - 23 May 2007 06:07 PM

Of course, that depends on precisely WHICH girls are fawning over you. You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜

I love those raving lunatics! For some reason, most of those I have met at the closed ward have been very pretty.
Cute but psycho…  😝

Now what does this have to do with cats, you may ask. Please do!

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Posted: 23 May 2007 04:32 PM   [ # 8 ]
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Renquist - 23 May 2007 06:07 PM

You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜

Look, you’re in Glasgow. That’s almost certainly your only options… 😛

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Posted: 23 May 2007 04:36 PM   [ # 9 ]
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Yup that’s a burn.

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Posted: 23 May 2007 04:41 PM   [ # 10 ]
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You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜

Look, you’re in Glasgow. That’s almost certainly your only options… 😛

90% of the time yes. And the ones who don’t fall within those catagories are either morons or so badly self tanned that they look leatherier than my jacket 😜

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Posted: 23 May 2007 04:53 PM   [ # 11 ]
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Renquist - 23 May 2007 06:07 PM

You might get stuck with a bunch of incredibly ugly, raving lunatics or scabby junkies or something 😜

Look, you’re in Glasgow. That’s almost certainly your only options… 😛

90% of the time yes. And the ones who don’t fall within those catagories are either morons or so badly self tanned that they look leatherier than my jacket 😜

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Posted: 23 May 2007 04:58 PM   [ # 12 ]
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*Note to self: Avoid Glasgow when visiting Scotland*

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Posted: 23 May 2007 05:03 PM   [ # 13 ]
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The sexy people are in the West End. Well some of them.


Ayr’s got it’s fair share but who goes to Ayr voluntarily? 😜

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Posted: 24 May 2007 12:05 AM   [ # 14 ]
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*looks for his “Glasgow:  Cultural Center of Scotland” pin*

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Posted: 24 May 2007 02:40 PM   [ # 15 ]
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I would sooo love to have an angel cat.

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Posted: 24 May 2007 03:57 PM   [ # 16 ]
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Thundy: having a pussy with wings will not attract the boys I am affraid.

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thunder - 24 May 2007 06:40 PM

I would sooo love to have an angel cat.

I could probably arrange an angle cat for you:  I’ll find a kitten, stick it into a sharply angled glass container, and let it grow in there until the kitty takes the shape of the jar.  Nothing to it!

Maybe I’ll start a website advertising my new invention, too. . .

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LaMa - 24 May 2007 07:57 PM

Thundy: having a pussy with wings will not attract the boys I am affraid.

It’d attract me 😜

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Posted: 24 May 2007 05:26 PM   [ # 19 ]
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Guys, please…

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Boo - 24 May 2007 09:26 PM

Guys, please…

HA!!! GOTSCHA!!  YOU WANT A BIT OF HUMMAHUMMA HEY…. 😉 HEY… 😉 *nudge* 😉 UP FOR IT HEY… 😉 COME OOONNNNN… HEY… 😉 SAY NO MORE….

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Posted: 24 May 2007 05:46 PM   [ # 21 ]
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hey say no more works every time hey hey *wink*wink* ladies like it like it hey hey saaaayyyyy noo morrreeee. ooooo yes hey say no more hey see the WINK hey *wink* wink you know hey hey .... and then like hey hey VROOOOOOOMMMMMM! hey ...

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har har

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VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Beasjt, you’re getting really annoying now. Please stop it.  :blank:

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Geeezzzz I just showed off my knowledge of the finer theatre…

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