But ancient noodles do spontaneously appear, you know. In our last flat, we cleared out the kitchen cupboards when we moved in, bought all-new food, but then noodles from many years ago appeared.
It was all most mysterious.
I found noodles which me and my friend spilt behind the cooker in halls 6 years ago. We were back at uni the other month, er, “tutoring” some freshers, and decided to see if they were still there. His trainer was still in the bushes outside my old bedroom window too. I let him stay over once and his trainers smelt like rotting dogs so i threw them out the window.