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When superman gets drunk
Posted: 07 October 2005 11:47 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer,” he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, “That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”
“Yes, I’ll show you.”
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times and comes back in the window.
The lady can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.”
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.”
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.

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Posted: 07 October 2005 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Funny funny…..

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Posted: 07 October 2005 12:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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This has always been one of my favorite jokes - there’s a couple of varieties, all with the same punchline. Very fun.

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Posted: 07 October 2005 12:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Here in Holland they made a somewhat questionable variant of this, when celebrated rock-singer, junkie and artist Herman Brood jumped from the roof of the Hilton in Amsterdam.

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The Kruger-Dunning effect is rampant on internet fora.
J. Kruger & D. Dunning (1999), Unskilled and unaware of it: how difficulties in recognizing one’s own incompetence lead to inflated self-assessments. J Pers Soc Psychol. 77, 1121-1134

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Posted: 07 October 2005 09:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yep, I’ve heard that one before but it involved Irish guys.

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 07 October 2005 10:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Nettie - 08 October 2005 01:31 AM

Yep, I’ve heard that one before but it involved Irish guys.

Me too.

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Posted: 09 October 2005 12:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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i love this joke!

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If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

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