I’m still getting through all my Passover chocolate, mmmmm….. strawberry goo-filled chocolate
I am the Malfunction!
Because dignity is overrated anyway
Now I’m getting hungry. Spare sandwich anyone??
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.