I bet you will all know where this is going about three lines in.
ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After
more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was
sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he
had. “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even
danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the spare room and played poker all evening.” “You must have
looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she
said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, “Actually,
I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life !!