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The Easter Bunny Conspiracy
Posted: 07 April 2007 06:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Smerk - 07 April 2007 03:53 AM

You know that there’s a pretty good reason why religion wants us to refer to the critter as a bunny - it’s because hares used to be synonomous with witchcraft.  You can’t have what is supposed to be a religious festival (yes, we all know it’s really a pagan one), with the mascot being related to something that the church condemns.

This is another trick of the Illuminati to evilize the hare….

Hugh Heffner is an Illuminati too by the way, hence the symbol of his magazine…

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Posted: 07 April 2007 09:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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This is serious
we can’t stand by and let the rabbit conquer the world anymore
we should all step forward together (you first)
and denounce this vile atrocity to all that is (insert suitable word here)

In australia they solved the first invasion of the evil rabbit empire with a mix of my toasties.
those that survived have no doubt built up a great immunity to the poison
making them superrabbits.

And yet the Hare isn’t totally blameless, for at least one of their number
started his own religion

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Posted: 07 April 2007 10:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Well, it’s only natural that the hare would give way to the bunny.  As they say, “hare today, gone tomorrow”.

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Posted: 08 April 2007 09:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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I know the implications of this story are confound and hare-raising. But it’s the truth, and only blind idiots or payed agents like Acci deny it…

By the way, any of you noted that Bugs Bunny deliberately speaks a “w” instead of an “r”, so as to never have to vocalize the word “hare” (making “hawe” i.o.w. “have!” of it).....?!! I tell ya, it’s no coincidence!

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Posted: 08 April 2007 12:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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LaMa - 08 April 2007 01:14 PM

I know the implications of this story are confound and hare-raising. But it’s the truth, and only blind idiots or payed agents like Acci deny it…

Funny.  I always figured you would be promoting llamas.  Or at least alpacas. wink

By the way, any of you noted that Bugs Bunny deliberately speaks a “w” instead of an “r”, so as to never have to vocalize the word “hare” (making “hawe” i.o.w. “have!” of it).....?!! I tell ya, it’s no coincidence!

That was Elmer Fudd.  I seem to remember several times that Bugs Bunny said “hare-brained” in a pun.  Or the several times he said “maroon” for moron.  Both with very strong, very enunciated Rs.

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Posted: 08 April 2007 04:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Everybody, do your part to supress the Bunny-Hoax and remove bunny icons from Easter:  eat every chocolate bunny you see down to the very last crumb!  It is your duty!  When they are all gone, the hare can resume its proper place!

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Posted: 09 April 2007 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Does it count if I just eat the ears?

Somehow chocolate hare just doesn’t give the same feeling.

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Posted: 10 April 2007 06:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Well, I didn’t get any easter bunnies.  I did get an easter bilby, though. smile

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Posted: 10 April 2007 10:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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LaMa, you do not stand alone!

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/04/02/easter.kiwi.reut/index.html

Environmentalists want Easter kiwi hopping down trail

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (Reuters)—A New Zealand environmental body is targeting the Easter bunny in a renewed war against one of the country’s worst natural pests.

Environment Canterbury on the country’s South Island wants people to come up with an alternative Easter symbol as part of a campaign to highlight the damage caused by the non-native pest.

“They’re like an environmental curse,” Mark Oldfield of Environment Canterbury said.

“We did have a similar competition a number of years ago and we came up with the Easter Kiwi,” Oldfield said, referring to the flightless bird that is the country’s national bird.

Rabbits were introduced in the late 19th century for a fur trade that never got established, but they bred at such a rate that they infested large parts throughout the country, eating sparse vegetation and causing widespread erosion.

A virus that causes the rabbits to bleed to death was introduced illegally in 1997, significantly cutting numbers, but Oldfield said some rabbits were building immunity.

Local authorities in New Zealand spent tens of millions of dollars in poisoning and shooting campaigns to control rabbits before the introduction of the virus in 1997.

The rabbit as an Easter symbol seems to have its origins in Germany, where it was first mentioned in writings in the 1500s.

But the kiwi, the size of a large chicken, appears to be a more fitting Easter icon as it lays a huge egg that is six times as big as normal for a bird its size.

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