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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Posted: 04 October 2005 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I claim no responsibility for this…
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Artery…...................... The study of paintings
Bacteria….................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium…...................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign…...................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section…............A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan…............. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize…................... Made eye contact with her
Colic…....................... A sheep dog
Coma…........................ A punctuation mark
Dilate…...................... To live long
Enema…....................... Not a friend
Fester…...................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula…...................... A small lie
Impotent….................... Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain…..................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff….............. A Doctor’s cane
Morbid…...................... A higher offer
Nitrates….................... Cheaper than day rates
Node…........................ I knew it
Outpatient….................. A person who has fainted
Pelvis…...................... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative….............. A letter carrier
Recovery Room…............... Place to do upholstery
Rectum…...................... Nearly killed him
Secretion…................... Hiding something
Seizure…..................... Roman emperor
Tablet…...................... A small table
Terminal Illness…............ Getting sick at the airport
Tumour….......................One plus one more
Urine…....................... Opposite of you’re out
2xCondoms…...............To be sure, to be sure!

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 04 October 2005 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Those sound like red neck jokes…...

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Posted: 04 October 2005 03:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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the irish are the rednecks of europe….

says the irish guy.

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Posted: 04 October 2005 03:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Those do sound like something rednecks would say.

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Posted: 04 October 2005 08:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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LOL  I think I’ve seen them before.  But can’t remember if they were attributed to the Irish or Rednecks.

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Posted: 06 October 2005 02:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Most likely it was for rednecks Smerk.  I have heard a few renecks say unusual things.

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Posted: 09 October 2005 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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X - 04 October 2005 03:40 PM

Those sound like red neck jokes…...

I’ve seen this labled “hillbilly dictionary” or “arkansas dictionary” as well…

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Posted: 21 October 2005 01:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I think it makes the rounds as ‘sterotypically-dense ethnic group dictionary’, changing a little bit every so often to reflect language and such.

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2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
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Posted: 24 October 2005 05:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Yep, that would sum it up.
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Posted: 24 October 2005 05:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Wait a minute! I thought it was all fun and games until Bobcat said I was part of a

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Posted: 24 October 2005 07:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I’m insulted just because you’re insulted, let’s all be insulted together!

Actually, I found the list to be quite funny, go Irish Medical Dictionary powers!

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Posted: 24 October 2005 09:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I’m insulted that you’re insulted that she’s insulted.


...or something like that.

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