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RyanAir introduce
Posted: 02 March 2007 04:03 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Budget airline RyanAir today unveiled their new

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Posted: 02 March 2007 02:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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A quick persual of the entire site makes it clear it’s all a joke.

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Posted: 02 March 2007 04:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That would actually be terrible had it been true..

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Posted: 02 March 2007 04:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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thunder - 02 March 2007 09:23 PM

That would actually be terrible had it been true..

Terrible but hilarious, I could imagine it, queuing up to check in, an alarm going off “MY GOD HE’S FAT!”  tongue laugh

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Posted: 03 March 2007 04:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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thunder - 02 March 2007 09:23 PM

That would actually be terrible had it been true..

It would be terrible if it were true that gasoline were made from torturing kittens, too. But it isn’t. So why get worked up over a joke?

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Posted: 03 March 2007 04:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Terry Austin - 03 March 2007 09:33 PM
thunder - 02 March 2007 09:23 PM

That would actually be terrible had it been true..

It would be terrible if it were true that gasoline were made from torturing kittens, too. But it isn’t. So why get worked up over a joke?


When Thundy really gets “worked up” she spins at 250 MPH like a tornado, dons a red cape and morphs into a superhero we like to call Thundergirl.  Don’t piss her off.

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Posted: 03 March 2007 06:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I didnt get worked up, I was just saying what was in my head at the time.

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Posted: 04 March 2007 10:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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thunder - 03 March 2007 11:05 PM

I didnt get worked up, I was just saying what was in my head at the time.

We know that sweetheart.  I, for one, was just funning with you cause I don’t know how anybody came to that conclusion either.  But I think you’d make a great superhero if you ever did get worked up!!!!

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Posted: 04 March 2007 05:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Sorry smile

I think I would make a great superhero too!

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Posted: 05 March 2007 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Terry Austin - 03 March 2007 09:33 PM

It would be terrible if it were true that gasoline were made from torturing kittens, too. But it isn’t. So why get worked up over a joke?

I don’t think it would be that terrible.  At least then it would be a renewable resource. 

“It’s a long way to San Fransisco, we’ll probably need to stop three or four times to fill up with kittens.”

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Posted: 05 March 2007 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Charybdis - 05 March 2007 03:50 PM
Terry Austin - 03 March 2007 09:33 PM

It would be terrible if it were true that gasoline were made from torturing kittens, too. But it isn’t. So why get worked up over a joke?

I don’t think it would be that terrible.  At least then it would be a renewable resource. 

“It’s a long way to San Fransisco, we’ll probably need to stop three or four times to fill up with kittens.”

You’ve never seen “Monsters, Inc.” have you?

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Posted: 27 March 2007 12:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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These days people just love discriminating fat people. First they can’t ride rollercoasters and now they have a tax to ride an airplane. It just isn’t worth it. Maybe some tredmills are in order

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