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How to pick a lock with a banana
Posted: 01 March 2007 03:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Picking a lock with a banana is easy. You simply hold the banana like you would a pistol, walk into a hardware stroe, and extend it out in front of you, saying “That’s the lock I want”..

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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I’m with Carlotta here, gotta be yellow all over, and preferably have a few brown spots on. That’s a sign that all the cellulose has turned to sugar and the banana is at it’s sweetest.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 06:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Boo - 01 March 2007 12:12 AM
LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Razela - 28 February 2007 09:52 PM

Oh, and the real banana crime is that everyone eats them from the top.  The bottom is the way to peel a banana.  You don’t get all those stringy things that way.

Er… I think you’ve got bottom and top reversed.  Most people open them from the stem end, which is at the bottom.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Razela - 28 February 2007 09:52 PM

Oh, and the real banana crime is that everyone eats them from the top.  The bottom is the way to peel a banana.  You don’t get all those stringy things that way.

Er… I think you’ve got bottom and top reversed.  Most people open them from the stem end, which is at the bottom.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Of course, when you smoke those stringy things as I do. . . .

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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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N E O - 28 February 2007 11:33 PM

I fully agree, but a little too green and it is like eating wet chalk.


... I’m assuming you ate wet chalk, then a banana, and compared the two?

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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Teh Monochrome - 01 March 2007 08:36 PM
N E O - 28 February 2007 11:33 PM

I fully agree, but a little too green and it is like eating wet chalk.


... I’m assuming you ate wet chalk, then a banana, and compared the two?

Why yes of course, I never make baseless comparisons.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 04:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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ok, ok I get it.  Stem is on the bottom.  See.  It’s even more natural that bananas be eaten by the top rather than flipping it upside down.

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Posted: 01 March 2007 07:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 01 March 2007 08:10 AM

Picking a lock with a banana is easy. You simply hold the banana like you would a pistol, walk into a hardware stroe, and extend it out in front of you, saying “That’s the lock I want”..

*ducks!*

LOL

Er, wait.  Maybe it’s not so funny.  What’s a “stroe”?

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Posted: 02 March 2007 10:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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It is a European thing probably, they say and spell everything weird.

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