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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Huh, I got the same one Maegan.  Seemed really prescient.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Charybdis - 04 August 2005 03:09 PM

Huh, I got the same one Maegan.  Seemed really prescient.

Yes, it did seem to be foreknowledge of events or a divine omniscience.  You’re right, Chary!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 04:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Wow.
It really will make me go blind…

Oh well, worth it.
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Posted: 04 August 2005 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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*stumbles around*

Who said that?

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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‘Armageddon is coming and it is your fault’. nice.

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Posted: 17 August 2005 08:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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“if at first you don’t succede, no one will be suprised”

ouch.
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Posted: 23 August 2005 12:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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“She was only 17 and she told her dad.”

Hey, Mort, can I borrow that ticket to Brazil…

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Posted: 23 August 2005 05:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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“She was 17, and she told her Dad.”

That’s strange, I thought she was 16.  My mistake.

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Posted: 23 August 2005 07:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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“You will not age gracefully”

It knows!  Eeeeekkkkk.

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Posted: 24 August 2005 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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“Your Daughter Will Do Porn”

Great! I’ll be on set, every day (as long as it’s lesbian porn). Oh, and i’ll let her bring home as many of her fellow employees as she wants! (Again, as long as the above rule is adhered to.)

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