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Posted: 03 August 2005 09:20 AM   [ Ignore ]
Total Posts:  374
Joined  2004-04-20

Jake wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe.  He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, Spotlessly clean.  So is the rest of the house.  He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. —Love you!”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.  His son is also at the table, eating.  Jack
asks, “Son…what happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.  You
broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
you ran into the door.”

“So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT!...

Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married!”

Broken furniture - $85.26

Hot Breakfast - $4.20

Red Rose bud -$3.00

Two Aspirins -$.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time…......Priceless

Posted: 09 August 2005 04:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Total Posts:  1193
Joined  2005-02-22

Yeah, that would be priceless as it would probably keep him in the clear for about 6 months! Regardless of what he does to screw up… he’s covered for a little while!



Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

Posted: 09 August 2005 06:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
Total Posts:  6453
Joined  2004-11-08

Even more priceless??  Thinking that this joke was about two people, since it says Jake at the beginning and Jack afterwards.

Otherwise…I love this joke.  It’s AWESOME.


I’m loving the puppies.

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