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Cell Phone Taser
Posted: 06 December 2006 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Found this site with info on a “cell phone taser”...pretty sneaky little thing.

http://www.safetyproductsunlimited.com/cell_phone_stun_gun.html


I can’t buy it here in RI downer

I also saw something called “The Nap Zapper” for drowsy drivers, for a minute I actually thought it was something that “zaps” (like a taser) drowsy drivers.

of course it’s not, it just somehow detects when your head nods forward and then sounds an audible buzzer. (I guess if your head nods sideways you will still wreck?)

http://www.safetyproductsunlimited.com/nap_zapper.html

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Posted: 06 December 2006 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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yeah, I heard about this, I think I read about it in Wired or somewhere.

There is also a jacket that will shock people who grab you. There’s a little button in the right sleeve that activates it.

http://www.no-contact.com/

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Posted: 06 December 2006 01:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Just keep an electric eel in your pants.  It’s also a great conversation starter.

“Is that an eel in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Yup!”

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Posted: 07 December 2006 04:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 06 December 2006 06:52 PM

Just keep an electric eel in your pants.  It’s also a great conversation starter.

“Is that an eel in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Yup!”

LOL

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