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Dog and Cat diary’s
Posted: 18 September 2005 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Total Posts:  7525
Joined  2005-04-23


8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon - Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!


Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every
move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.  But I can wait, it is only a matter of time!


Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.


Posted: 19 September 2005 06:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
Total Posts:  6453
Joined  2004-11-08

ha!  That’s cute.  LOL It reminds me of an episode of Dexter’s Lab where Dexter figures out how to understand dogs.  So he sets it on this little yappy monster, and the dog is nuts, and all he says is stuff like, “I’m a dog, I’m a dog and I’m barking.  There’s a boy, and I’m barking.  There’s some food and I’m barking.”


I’m loving the puppies.

Posted: 19 September 2005 10:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Total Posts:  5153
Joined  2005-01-11

aww. that was true of my late dog matty. but not so for this one. she just sleeps and eats. nothing is her favourite. I often wondered if she should be a cat. grins.


If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

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