JOHN WILKES BOOTH
“Sic Semper Pullis!”
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Chicken, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
JOHN F. KENNEDY (II)
“Ask not what the chicken can do for you—ask what you can do for the chicken.”
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