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Why did the chicken cross the road
Posted: 19 September 2005 04:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Stop it LaMa….....I grow weary of all of those….............

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Posted: 19 September 2005 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Gen. George S. Patton

    “Roosters, this stuff that some sources sling around about Chickens wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of chickenshit. Chickens love to fight, traditionally. All real Chickens love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your roosts and your hens. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real cocks and all real cocks like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were chicks, you all admired the champion cock fighter, the fastest runner, the toughest kicker, and the All-Chicken football players. Chickens love a winner. Chickens will not tolerate a loser. Chickens despise cowards. Chickens play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a cock who lost and laughed. That’s why Chickens have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a Chicken.”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 05:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from these horrid jokes….

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Posted: 19 September 2005 06:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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NOTRE DAME HUNCHBACK
“Ze Chicks, Ze Chicks, Zeir crossing drives me crrrazy!!!”

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The Kruger-Dunning effect is rampant on internet fora.
J. Kruger & D. Dunning (1999), Unskilled and unaware of it: how difficulties in recognizing one’s own incompetence lead to inflated self-assessments. J Pers Soc Psychol. 77, 1121-1134

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Posted: 19 September 2005 06:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Why did the egg cross the road?

He saw a cute chick and wanted to get laid.

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Posted: 19 September 2005 07:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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COLONEL SAUNDERS

I missed one?

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Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
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Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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Posted: 19 September 2005 08:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Winona - 19 September 2005 10:56 PM

Why did the egg cross the road?

He saw a cute chick and wanted to get laid.

LOL

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!

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Posted: 20 September 2005 10:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Why did the puppy cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chickens head.

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Posted: 20 September 2005 04:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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aww poor puppy! LOL

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You don’t deserve them at their best.

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Posted: 20 September 2005 06:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Berkely
The Chicken and the road exist only in the mind of God.

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The chicken learned to cross the road through his life experiances.

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Posted: 21 September 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Mort - 20 September 2005 02:38 PM

Why did the puppy cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chickens head.

Well, now that’s just silly.  Where would you get a staple that big?

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