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Why did the chicken cross the road
Posted: 18 September 2005 08:06 PM   [ Ignore ]
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This one’s a bit dated now.


GEORGE W. BUSH
I don’t think I should have to answer that question.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released e-Chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
e-Chicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did NOT cross the road with THAT chicken!
What do you mean by CHICKEN?
Could you define CHICKEN please?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou
shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
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Smerk the cutest dragon:
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To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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Posted: 19 September 2005 08:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

I still love it, though.

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I’m loving the puppies.

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Posted: 19 September 2005 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou
shalt cross the road.

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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DARTH VADER

“Join the Dark Side. Chicken, I am your father”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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DESCARTES
“She Does, Therefore She Is”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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NIELS BOHR
“She only does so, if we observe her crossing the road…”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Uncle Ike saw her first: just an ordinary chicken, he thought for a moment, a chicken picking here and pecking there, gradually working her way across the road toward the lawn; but then he felt the fingers tighten on his arm and looked up, astounded, to see him, the Colonel, eyes lit with a new fire, face aglow like a saint seeing a vision: and then it was destiny, a thing pre-ordained, a fatality, for the Colonel did not reveal even to him, Uncle Ike, the secret ingredients, not the names of the herbs and not even the number of them, and so the secret of the crust remained, a hermetic mystery, locked in the private places of the Colonel’s soul: and yet the vision was real, a true moment of Fate; for the franchises sold almost as fast as they could slaughter and gut the stock, and they spread across the country, across the civilized world, making the Colonel not just a millionaire but a billionaire, and Uncle Ike saw it all, knew it all, from the beginning to the day when the initials KFC were to be seen in every city, every town, every hamlet large enough to own two mules and an Assembly of God church: until now, standing in the shop in Jefferson, Yoknapatawpha County, where Flem Snopes, the bank president, hawked and coughed and spat on the floor, then hoisted his britches, country style, and said to the waitress, “Extra crispy, please.”
—William Faulkner

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Posted: 19 September 2005 01:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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JULIUS CAESAR (in: “De Bello Gallico”)

Gallus gallus domesticus is the bravest of all animal tribes…”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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MONTHY PYTHON

“A European chicken, or an African chicken?”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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MONTHY PYTHON (2)

“On second thought, let’s not go to the other side. Its a silly place…”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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MONTHY PYTHON (3)

“Ze French beat you! SPfffzzzzz!!!!!”

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Posted: 19 September 2005 02:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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HAMLET (Act III, Scene 1)

“To Cross or not To Cross, that is the question…”

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