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The Parrot
Posted: 18 September 2005 08:03 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A young man named Dick received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Dick tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, Dick was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Dick shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. Dick, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, Dick quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Dick ‘s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” Dick was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

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Posted: 19 September 2005 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Aww lol. I like your sig by the way!

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Posted: 19 September 2005 08:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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thunderstruck - 19 September 2005 04:29 PM

Aww lol. I like your sig by the way!

So do I! wink

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Posted: 20 September 2005 06:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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So I suck and accidently posted and apparently you can edit but not delete a post…so here ya go!  Yay accidental post!

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Posted: 20 September 2005 07:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Poor Razela.  I can delete your post if you want, or you can leave it here to befuddle the masses.

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

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Posted: 20 September 2005 10:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Much better here don’t you think.  Besides, i can use the extra posts so my thing will stop calling me a new member.  How many posts do i need to get that to change?

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Posted: 20 September 2005 10:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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At least 50.

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Posted: 20 September 2005 10:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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i’m only at 8.  heh, maybe i should start taking part in the random chit chat ones.  I’d reach 50 quick.

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Posted: 24 September 2005 10:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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That is such a cute joke!

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