(Link to a forum where a transcript is posted.)
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
Hah, funny even if it’s a fake, which is my guess.
Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring. Who could stand perfection for eternity?
Not me. - George Hrab
Heh. Not bad.
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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
If we can label two-year-olds as “Terrible twos” then I reserve the right to call thirteen-year-olds “The Douchebag Year”
“Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You’re part of a dying breed, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”